Discovery

The story goes……… the first P test gave me a faint plus sign, and I was kind of hoping it was defective.

I went back to the drug store and bought the EPT test. Now let me tell you what's great about EPT, there's no f*cking around. It’s digital and reads "not pregnant" or "pregnant". Pretty straightforward. Fairly difficult to lie to yourself after reading the results.

Mine read "pregnant"







After test number two I figured it was time to fess up to Scott. No tears or sobbing from him, no "oh sh*t" or anything of the sort. He'd been told at a very young age that, due to a medical procedure undergone in that region of his body, he may never have children.
You might say he was elated.......







And so I took a photo of my waistline.......... a farewell tribute.







Dear Waistline,

First off, I'm sorry I got really fat last year.
Whoops.

I know I just lost the 25 lbs I threw on you in 2007 and you and I were once more enjoying the company of cute clothes. I know this. I know bikini weather is back. I know. I'm well aware and I'm so truly sorry.

But I'll see you again.
That is a promise.
Let's make a date for this time next year......May 2009......

2009......Oh Lord........I have to go now, I'm liable to cry. Little emotional these days....ya' know?

Please forgive me, dear Waistline.....please find it within your 20 'sum odd' inches to forgive me.


-Nik