Monday, August 18, 2008

Fried Niki (With a Side of Baby)

In the famed and favored pregnancy book “What to Expect When You’re Expecting” there is no chapter, paragraph or smallest mention of what to expect when you are electrocuted. Just so you know.

Via the index I found “Electric Blanket”, “Electrolysis”, “Electropuncture”……no "Electrocution".

I’m fine though. I was in a monsoon storm. Lighting struck near me just as I touched the metal automatic door of a van. I saw blue and white flash in my right peripheral vision. My right arm was zapped. It ached slightly for about an hour.

But I’m fine.

My baby will now become a super hero.

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